Privacy Policy

We value your privacy almost as much as we value selling T-shirts. This Privacy Policy explains what information we collect, why we collect it, and how we try very hard not to do anything stupid with it.

When you place an order, we collect basic information such as your name, email address, phone number, shipping address, and payment details. Relax—we don't sit around reading your information for entertainment. We only use it to process orders, provide customer support, and make sure your T-shirt actually reaches your doorstep instead of disappearing into the void.

We may use cookies and similar technologies to improve your browsing experience. These are internet cookies, not the delicious kind. They help us understand how visitors use our website so we can improve it and hopefully convince you to come back.

Your payment information is processed through secure third-party payment providers. We do not store your complete card details because, frankly, that's a responsibility we'd rather leave to professionals.

We may occasionally send order updates, promotional offers, or exciting news. If you decide you've had enough of our emails, you can unsubscribe anytime without hurting our feelings (too much).

We do not sell your personal information to random strangers, shady marketers, or mysterious people offering "business opportunities." Information may only be shared with trusted service providers who help us operate our business, fulfill orders, or comply with legal obligations.

By using our website, you agree to this Privacy Policy. If we make important changes, we'll update this page because hiding policy updates in dark corners of the internet is generally considered rude.

In short: we collect only what we need, protect it as best as reasonably possible, and use it to provide you with products, services, and occasionally a reminder that your cart has been judging you from afar.