Terms & Conditions

Welcome to our website. By browsing, shopping, clicking random buttons, or spending your hard-earned money here, you agree to these terms. We know nobody actually reads Terms & Conditions, but if you've made it this far, we're already impressed.

All products, prices, and offers are subject to change without warning because life is unpredictable and so is business. We do our best to display products accurately, but colors may vary slightly depending on your screen, lighting, and whether Mercury is in retrograde.

Orders may be canceled or refunded according to our refund policy. Attempting fraud, chargeback abuse, or other creative methods of obtaining free products may result in order cancellation and potential legal action. In simpler terms: don't try to outsmart the internet.

Our products are designed to express opinions, humor, and satire. Wearing them may attract compliments, debates, awkward silences, or unsolicited political discussions. We are not responsible for any arguments started at family dinners, college canteens, office meetings, or social gatherings.

By using this website, you agree to follow applicable laws and not misuse our services. If you disagree with these terms, that's completely your right—but you'll need to stop using the website. We appreciate your understanding and, more importantly, your excellent taste in clothing.